Insecurity guard
April 21, 2007
I’m thinking this is a guard who most definitely should NOT be issued a firearm.
[A play on security guard]
Bipolar bear
April 21, 2007
Could imagine a story in which Bi-Curious George takes his friend the bipolar bear to the therapist.
[Mashup of polar bear and bipolar disorder]
Bi-Curious George
April 21, 2007
Possible new titles in the series:
- Bi-Curious George Plays with Dick and Jane
- Bi-Curious George Heavy-Pets the Animals
- Bi-Curious George Flies a Kite on Ecstacy
[A play on the famous Curious George children's books]
Impurolator courier
April 21, 2007
Picture a well-endowed female courier making a delivery — her uniform shirt unbuttoned just a bit too low.
(Feel free to suggest a male equivalent, if you’re so inclined.)
[A play on the Purolator courier company.]
Indeciduous
April 21, 2007
The inability to decide if leaves will fall from a tree.
[Technically, the opposite of deciduous. But more fun when it's mashed up with indecisive.]
