Obosolete

An old woodwind instrument that you no longer play because you replaced it with something newer.

(Mashup of oboe and obsolete)

Central Meat Maggot

Mashing up the name of what may be Kitchener, Ontario’s oldest grocery store.

A few years ago, the Central Meat Market renamed itself to Central Fresh Market. Question is, does changing the name actually make it so?

Brainharvest Headhouse

A popular bakery — especially around Halloween.

(Mashing up the name of Grainharvest Breadhouse in Kitchener, Ontario, Canada.)