A question for everyone named Doug

Does it become annoying that people always refer to you in the past tense?

(Mashing up the name with the past tense of “to dig“)

Unnaturopathy

A school of medical philosophy and practice that seeks to improve health by circumventing the body’s innate capacity to recover from illness and injury. Makes heavy use of manufactured pharmaceuticals and invasive instruments. Practitioners are known as unnaturopaths.

Wait a minute, why does that almost sound like a description of modern Western medicine…?

(Mashup of naturopathy and unnatural)